Theres a flock of turkeys on my lawn welcome to the canadian country side motherfuckers
(via laurenecam)
(Source: katniz, via laughcentre)
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
(Source: shitshilarious, via laughcentre)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via laughcentre)
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
(via officialswagmom)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
(via perseusjacksoff)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via 221b-bacon-street)
